Me spies be bringin' in fahrrntastic news. Wit' 1,000 Islands Pirate Fest only three days hence (comin' this Friday!), landladies and mahrsters
o' t' local houses be creatin' thar secret grog formulas. They promises t' be moighty taisty, an' well wort' t' effort to seeks them out. Creative lass Laura Donnelly over at t' Sweet 101 was hahrrd at work showin' jest how great ahrr local grogs can be, and we expex t' see many others. Be shoor t' drop on in, buy a grog, an' tip yer servin' wench er other grogsters well - then be sartain t' walk, drink an' drive responsibly!
o' t' local houses be creatin' thar secret grog formulas. They promises t' be moighty taisty, an' well wort' t' effort to seeks them out. Creative lass Laura Donnelly over at t' Sweet 101 was hahrrd at work showin' jest how great ahrr local grogs can be, and we expex t' see many others. Be shoor t' drop on in, buy a grog, an' tip yer servin' wench er other grogsters well - then be sartain t' walk, drink an' drive responsibly!